
How to Make the Most of Your Time Playing Slots
Slot machine games seem pretty simple: insert coin, pull a lever,
wait, repeat. But, like any other kind of entertainment, there are ways
you can maximize the value that you get from your dollar. These slot
machine tips are presented in order for you to get the most out of your
experiences at the one-armed bandits. Most of them won't help you win,
and that's a simple enough thing to understand; slots are completely
random and betting strategies won't make much of a difference. But there
are some tips and tricks you might find useful.
Having a Winning Attitude at the Slot Machines
Slot machines are completely luck-based. Entirely random, no skill
involved, you'll win or lose based on what the random number generator
is set to pay back. This can make the game extremely frustrating if you
have the wrong attitude about it. What's the right attitude?
The right attitude is to understand that
slot games are a negative
bet, and behave accordingly. Don't play with money you can't afford to
lose, and don't get upset if you have a losing session. You're supposed
to have a losing session. If you weren't, then the casinos wouldn't be
in business.
Understand the Slot Machine That You're Playing
Some slot machines have different payouts based on the number of
coins that you bet. A lot of people give the advice that you should
always make the max coin bet. This isn't necessarily true.
Some machines offer proportional payouts. In other words, for all
winning combination, the machine will pay back twice as much when you
bet 2 coins and 3 times as much when you bet 3 coins. On these machines,
feel free to play 1 coin or 2 coins or 3 coins or any combination or
series of those bets, because it doesn't matter how many coins you
play when a machine offers proportional payouts.
A lot of slot machines, on the other hand, offer bigger payouts based
on playing more coins. Progressive slot games, in particular, often
don't give you the opportunity to win the progressive jackpot if you're
not making the max coin bet.
So be sure you understand the machine that you're playing. The math
isn't hard, just examine the payout chart on the machine before you
decide how many coins to play.
ALWAYS Join the Slot Club
One thing you can and always should do to maximize your winnings and
minimize your losses is belong to the slots club at the casino. It's as
simple as filling out a form and getting a card. You insert the card in
a reader while you play, and ever time you insert a coin into a slot
machine and make a wager, you get credit for it. Depending on which
casino you're playing at, you can earn comped meals, tickets to events,
and even airfare and hotel stays. This is calculated into the payout for
the machine, so by not taking advantage of it you're denying yourself a
portion of your winnings.
Understand Slots Etiquette
A lot of times a player will stake out the slot machines immediately
to the right and to the left of the machine they're playing. So if you
want to play on one of those machines, be courteous and ask the player
if they're playing on that machine first.
Keep In Mind What It's Going to Cost You to Play Each Hour
Calculating your expected loss per hour at any type of gambling game
is a simple formula. You simply multiply the number of wagers per hour
times the wager amount times the house advantage.
On typical slot machine games, these numbers break down similar to
this:
| Denomination |
Wagers/Hour |
Amount Wagered/Hour |
Amount Lost/Hour with an 80% Payout
Machine |
Amount Lost/Hour with a 98% Payout
Machine |
| $0.01 |
600 |
$6.00 |
$1.20 |
$0.12 |
| $0.05 |
600 |
$30.00 |
$6.00 |
$0.60 |
| $0.10 |
600 |
$60.00 |
$12.00 |
$1.20 |
| $0.25 |
600 |
$150.00 |
$30.00 |
$3.00 |
| $1.00 |
600 |
$600.00 |
$120.00 |
$12.00 |
Keep one other thing in mind too. The higher the
denomination, the higher the payout percentage. The reverse is also
true: the lower the denomination, the lower the payout percentage.
Something else to keep in mind is the value of comp drinks. If you
love premium beers like Heineken or Corona, or expensive liquor, you
can drink them for the cost of a $1 or $2 tip to the waitress, and a
minor hourly loss on the slot machines. This can, in fact, make your
hourly expectation positive if you're drinking enough.
A Final Note About Slots and Slot Machines
There's absolutely nothing wrong with playing the
slot machines if you're smart about it. Don't expect to win, and
understand how much it's going to cost you to lose. Most
importantly, enjoy the comps and join the slot club. Slot machines
are fun, plain and simple, so don't feel any more guilty about
playing the slots than you do about occasionally indulging in some
junk food. Update on April 7, 2006
A reader wrote in with some corrections and
disagreements regarding these slot tips, and I guess his response
could be considered another set of
slots tips.
Worth reading his opinions and my responses though. You should also
take a look at my article about
detecting slot machine gurus' scams. If you still
can't find something you're interested in, then check out my page of
gambling
resources. Plenty of good reading to be found there.
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